Well, it's happening to me now. I read about it happening to some of my pals over at the basset.net forum but never thought it would happen to me. Glad I read the stories on there so I don't have to be confused.
The humanz…. yeah, well they been putting their skins in these big bags with wheels. I think theyz goin somewhere without me. they keep saying "cruise" a lot and acting all excited. I don't know what that is but if it takes them away from me, I don't like it one dang bit. And then this morning when ma dropped me off for my play day at the vet for bark n stretch doggie day camp she told em that she was bringing me back on saturday and said that "cruise" word again and said something about a week. I don't know how long that is but if it's more than a day then it's too long. hmmm…. I don't like it. Think i'll go drool in ma's shoe. Oh and I saw a book on the couch that looks like it needs shredding.
Ur pal,
Bern
The Adventures of a Basset named Bernie and his Humanz (aka The Food Slaves)
