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My name is Bernard von Woofenhound but you can call me Bernie and I'm a Hound Daaaaawwwg!

Since you are here why don't you sit a spell and read all about my adventures, mischief and goofy ways.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Working Hard at Hardly Working

Arrrooooo everyone!

Well, yesterday was something called "Take your pet to work day." Now, I don't really know what that means but all I knows is that I got to spend the day with momma. I think that work thing is what keeps mom and dad away from me all day. If so, then I DON'T LIKE IT!

So anywho, momma got up this morning made me take a bath (Uggggghhh!) so I knew something wasn't right but that's ok cause I didn't make it easy on her at all. I think I heard her say something about having her workout for the day and was now a Basset Wrangler, whatever that means. After the bath she started squirtin this smell good stuff on me and brushed my teeth (I really like my teef brushed, it tastes yummy!) so yeah I knew right then that I was getting to go with them. Woooohooooo! Gosh! I thought it was going to take them foevah to get in the Jeep!

They fiiiinally got in the jeep and off we went. I didn't know where we were going til we got there. I've been there bfore!
This is where my buddy Elise is! I like her she always gives me hugs and belly scritches. Oh and one time she let me lick the yogurt bowl clean. :) Yeah she's pretty cool!

So mom was busy with that stuff she calls work but it looks like she's just looking at a TV with a bunch of words and stuff on it. I don't know, I was busy with my own job.

Somebody had to get the yam out of the middle of the rawhide and attack the Wubba. It's a tough job but someone had to do it.

Man! Who knew work could be so tiring?

After all that hard work was done we got to leave and I got to go spend a few hours with Susan, one of my GodMoms, while momma went and ate lunch. I don't even care that I missed out on food cause I had 2 hours of uninterrupted toe licking! Mom always wears socks on her feet so I can't lick her toes but Susan had naked feet and she let me lick 'em all I wanted. Yep, She's cool too!

After we left there I got to go to the pet store and browse around. It was kind of boring though cause there wasn't very many people there to give pets and rubs. Ma said we will go back on a weekend when there are more people. After we left there we picked dad up from work and headed home. I decided I was a pooped pup and let dad drive so I could crash in the back seat.

We got home and momma gave me a rawhide cause I was such a good boy all day and then I took a nap on the couch for about 4 hours.

Momma said I may get to go back to work again one day but I hope I don't have to do so much work!


  1. Wow you are so lucky Bernie. Our moms job doesn't celebrate take-your-dog-to-work day because some stupid meanies say they're allergic to pets. Don't they know that we are not pets; we are basset hounds! Glad you had a fun day with mama. We are super jealous. Lubb, Cowboy and Rupert

  2. Well, momma's boss did the whole eye rolling thing when she asked about "take your dog to work day" cause he didn't really buy into it but he's cool cause he let me come anyway. It's only ma and her boss that work there and then a couple people across the hall in some other business but they are all dog people too. I get to come every once in a while. I wish I could go every Friday cause she gets off at noon but she said something about not wanting to push her luck, whatever that means. I'll take what I can get.
    Thanks dudes!! Arrrroooooo!

  3. Bernie!! what a fun, fun day. yeah, i think this "work" thing is what takes our people from us during the day... i dunno what i think about THAT. but boy, you are a hard worker! and you look GREAT in that jeep... what is yam in rawhide? is that something u can get at the store? your pal, Worm

  4. Yo Worm!! Man you are missing out! Mom gets the rawhides at wal-mart. They are called Oinkies Pig Skin twists and they are smoked with dried yam stuffed in the middle. Dude, they are yuuuummie and even mom says they smell "deeee-lish".

    Here's a link to what they are...

    Make sure you pass that on to the "she-human"!
    ur buddy,